By KYLE TOMALIN
So what made you pick those glasses?
This may sound ironic, but I got them out of irony. I also want to look as punchable as I can – and I think I’m succeeding.
I think you’re failing. People seem to like you. Why do you go by Nat and not Natalie?
I’m not sure. That’s how it’s always been.
Can you give a funnier answer than that?
Nat sounds manlier.
So you’re intentionally manly?
Ever since I asked for GI Joes and bacon for Christmas when I was five. True story.
To make things even, does your boyfriend try to keep it girly?
My boyfriend IS the girly one. We balance each other out.
Boxers or briefs?
His boxers are the manliest thing about him. Then again, I’ve known some pretty manly men who wore briefs.
I was asking about you.
Boxers. Boxers with bacon on them.